Getting in contact with other members

[Barbarossa]

FINALLY! Now I'm up to speed!

Glad I could finally be of use to someone here. Feel free to use the above info to track him down, rape his livestock, burn his crops, urinate on his houseplants, and plunder his riches. :pirate:


*EDIT* Seriously?!!! This site doesn't have a :pirate: smiley?

ermmm...........

[Barbarossa]

Oh! Have you figured out if todays blogged bewbs are Squeamies yet?

I'm betting they're a bit like that so that's good enough for me, thanks

[ckrit]

But dave. How do you know he's banned those innocents? Is it through your powers of mentalism?

And what did those randomly deleted posts say? Was it something terribly important which wasn't against the board rules?

I know

But how, dave? How do you know, dave?

Do you have some sort of special access which allows you to check on which mod banned which member when and why?

[megabyteme]

:Chris?: Well, that's intuitive.

I know where to find 'em all, I was too lazy to look it up this thyme...

[ckrit]

And, dave. If you so love poking us with a sharp stick, how come you always end up looking like a crazy ranting emo fuckwit both during and after?

Ummm because I'm bieng called that no matter whay I post, so I may as well make the most of it and have some fun with it. On other boards I talk about serious stuff, and am taken seriously, here I just love making manker go all paranoid.

Which other boards are these, dave? I know it's not mumsnet, for example, since people loathe you there.

[Barbarossa]

:Chris?: Well, that's intuitive.

I know where to find 'em all, I was too lazy to look it up this thyme...

I have no idea why it's called chris

[manker]

A quick catch up for barbie:

dave: i will kill one of you
the bored: lol
dave: that woman told chavis my name D;
the bored: actually, it was you who divulged it.
dave: lol i troll'd you all
the bored: lol

[mentalman]

Which other boards are these, dave? I know it's not mumsnet, for example, since people loathe you there.

Yeah I'm sure you'd like to know. In fact I'm surprised Squeamy hasn't distributed a list to you all, she did know some of them, but then with her memory...

Excuse me, I encountered some very nice women on Mumsnet, admittedly there were some who were slightly more paranoid than manker, but then they were being hassled by some complete cunt bloke from another site (which I derived a lot of pleasure from shitting all over for them ), so that's understandable. But on the whole they were generally quite nice, and I received a fair few nice PMs from them... and you can all stop thinking any of them were sexual... none of them were. They were just friendly.

[Barbarossa]

This is better than The Only Fucking Way Is Essex

[Barbarossa]

Hey guess what, I'm reading Dave's mental blog. It's all about you guys