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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's taken me until now to realise that you wrote it because it looks like rap lyrics - and you're asian
    I'm sure it's excellent but I've got this irrational hatred thing going on regarding poetry.
    You don't know Baby Got Back?
    I've got a treat for you... my total humiliation
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    I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McMacky
    Spew the bile like he's got tourette'
    Money shot right there.

    *EDIT* Somewhere in England, Dave is dancing in his tighty whiteys to your serenade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

    http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
    password is mary

    I have no idea why you would do this, but I'm glad you did.





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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

    http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
    password is mary

    I have no idea why you would do this, but I'm glad you did.





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    But then again, being average would be a disappointment so it cycles back around.
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    So basically you can't help but to be happy with your daily feats.

    I think Squeams is going to haul you back into her orrifice for this.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by ckrit View Post
    Have you ever heard of the infinite monkey theorem?

    I have this theory that while you might need an infinity for a monkey to do Shakespeare, it would take a crack team of bonobos considerably less to do dave.

    Perhaps as little as five minutes.
    You may be able to considerably speed up the process if you put the team of bonobos on crack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I just want to say that I very much dislike 'qft'. Posterity/posteriority

    I like posteriority and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a post comes in with a zany bit of waste
    And throws crazy in your face
    You quote for fun, wanna play it rough
    'Cause you notice that post was fucked
    Deep in his thoughts you're glaring
    You're hooked and you keep comparing
    Oh baby, I wanna play with you
    And snap this picture
    Then homeboy tries to warn me
    That he has content even though he's corny
    Ooh, Dave's a cruisin'
    You say he's following my Benz?
    Well, abuse me, abuse me
    'Cause you can't even harsh me smoothly
    I've seen him prancin'
    To hell with prose stancin'
    He's weak, upset,
    Spew the bile like he's got tourette'
    I'm tired of Dave's routine
    Sayin' the opposite of what he means
    Take his average lie and throw it back
    He gets a panic attack
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Does Dave show his paranoia (Hell yeah!)
    So just quote it! (Quote it!) Quote it! (Quote it!)
    Quote that ragin' nut!
    Posterity got yo' back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

    http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
    password is mary

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    So basically you can't help but to be happy with your daily feats.

    I think Squeams is going to haul you back into her orrifice for this.
    This sequence played through my head as I read that:



    And she was going about overt femininity not being aggressive.
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