Originally Posted by manker
spmado
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As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
spmado
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He'll be handing out tarmacing tips next
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
¿ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ
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About Tarmac I know fuck all, plastic explosive not much, I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt though that four foot of the stuff is not going to stay in a straight line, it has the same consistency as play-doh, that is where the 'plastic' part of plastic explosive comes in.
Last edited by Artemis; 04-26-2012 at 12:39 PM.
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effendi
He'll be handing out tarmacing tips next
That's the best two steroetypes gone. All I got now is potatoes
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Yeah, well, the guy who sold me it said it was legit and I have no reason to doubt him. He said the bat was moulded around a reinforced copper core detonator which permitted a denser integrity.*Sigh, Semtex is maleable i.e. not terribly rigid, so by the time you form it into a four foot bat that is thicker at one end than the other it will tend to droop. The explosive itself does not poessess the rigidity to be a bat all by itself, unless you froze it. But then it wouldn't go bang. Well it wouldn't go bang until it defrosted and got all droopy again in about 12-16 hours depending on the time of year/how much sun you don't have that day.
He was the most respectable looking balaclava'd, emaciated leprechaun I've ever encountered.
effendi
I'm sure that your fantastic knob joke will eventually trickle down to the antipodes.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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It's almost as if he's doubting the veracity of my semtex baseball bat statement.
effendi
I know, the cad.It's almost as if he's doubting the veracity of my semtex baseball bat statement.
I'm as shocked as you are.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
Which will you be, spastic 7 or 8? I might have to allocate starting positions and those bits of paper marathon runners attach to their sports vests. Since the Olympics is just around the corner I wouldn't want tourists to think we can't organise a brawl in a balustrade.
Something about leprechauns?He'll be handing out tarmacing tips next
That's the best two steroetypes gone. All I got now is potatoes
¿ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ
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It's all the Davitis wafting through the lounge, it has me doubting everything, even myself.It's almost as if he's doubting the veracity of my semtex baseball bat statement.
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