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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Which will you be, spastic 7 or 8? I might have to allocate starting positions and those bits of paper marathon runners attach to their sports vests. Since the Olympics is just around the corner I wouldn't want tourists to think we can't organise a brawl in a balustrade.
    You jest, Ms Pitstop.
    I'm a different kind of stalker altogether. I was the voice on the phone informing you of the 'safehouse'.

    I'll be trussing you up in chrome chains while the anthill mob scurry around stabbing themselves with incendiaries.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You jest, Ms Pitstop.
    I'm a different kind of stalker altogether. I was the voice on the phone informing you of the 'safehouse'.

    I'll be trussing you up in chrome chains while the anthill mob scurry around stabbing themselves with incendiaries.
    Sir, your furtive furtling knows no bounds

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    Also 'Ms Pitstop'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You jest, Ms Pitstop.
    I'm a different kind of stalker altogether. I was the voice on the phone informing you of the 'safehouse'.

    I'll be trussing you up in chrome chains while the anthill mob scurry around stabbing themselves with incendiaries.
    Sir, your furtive furtling knows no bounds
    I prefer it when stockholm syndrome takes a wee while longer to manifest, but okay, I'll kit out my wankpit while you misdirect dave and his disciples.


    Edit: I read that as flirting, wtf furtling
    urbandictionary just shocked and yet aroused me
    Last edited by manker; 04-26-2012 at 01:22 PM. Reason: hawtness
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Pick your poison:

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I prefer it when stockholm syndrome takes a wee while longer to manifest, but okay, I'll kit out my wankpit while you misdirect dave and his disciples.


    Edit: I read that as flirting, wtf furtling
    urbandictionary just shocked and yet aroused me
    I was thinking more this definition http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furtle

    I am so nevar going to the seaside with you


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    Ah, the good old days when children were fed on a diet of creepy uncles and rapists

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Pick your poison:

    penelope+4.jpg
    It's not much of a choice, it's mostly just being tied up

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    I was tethered by my original choice of the word tethered
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Why don't you suprise me then

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    squeamous.wordpress.com is no longer available.

    The authors have deleted this blog.


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