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    Oddly enough there's a photograph of Ned Flanders at the top of the default wordpress page.....

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    Dave couldn't handle it. He had to get out.
    The bile and spew finally overcame him and he just gave in.

    His capitulation is probably for the best, he just wasn't cut out for it at this level.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Why don't you surprise me, then
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Dave couldn't handle it. He had to get out.
    The bile and spew finally overcame him and he just gave in.

    His capitulation is probably for the best, he just wasn't cut out for it at this level.
    It's more likely one of you impatient fuckers jumped the shark and went and told on him to his missus.

    That was way ahead of schedule, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Dave couldn't handle it. He had to get out.
    The bile and spew finally overcame him and he just gave in.

    His capitulation is probably for the best, he just wasn't cut out for it at this level.
    It's more likely one of you impatient fuckers jumped the shark and went and told on him to his missus.

    That was way ahead of schedule, too
    I know.

    Barbs screwed the pooch. There was serious mileage to be had there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Why don't you surprise me, then
    :eyebrows:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    It's more likely one of you impatient fuckers jumped the shark and went and told on him to his missus.

    That was way ahead of schedule, too
    I know.

    Barbs screwed the pooch. There was serious mileage to be had there too.
    Fecking barbie. He's just too good at stalking, the clue is in the first post.
    I didn't think his missus would actually say anything to him, though, not at this stage. But I suppose she must have.

    Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
    Last edited by manker; 04-26-2012 at 05:22 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Dave couldn't handle it. He had to get out.
    The bile and spew finally overcame him and he just gave in.

    His capitulation is probably for the best, he just wasn't cut out for it at this level.
    I prefer the alternative scenario where he was practicing his internet hardman routine with the machete in front of the mirror, and lopped off a chunk leaving him indisposed......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Dave couldn't handle it. He had to get out.
    The bile and spew finally overcame him and he just gave in.

    His capitulation is probably for the best, he just wasn't cut out for it at this level.
    I prefer the alternative scenario where he was practicing his internet hardman routine with the machete in front of the mirror, and lopped off a chunk leaving him indisposed......

    Respect my lack of authority.

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