Child not pornogorgraphy

[mjmacky]

The final part was this:

The only reason any of my posts manage to come across as a coherent message is because of heavy editing.

Just how fat is your editor?

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.

[mjmacky]

I wasn't done but had to post that, you see what the fuck I did there. Seriously, I mistyped it while composing a post about it!

In the post you replied to, I wrote 'dictates the your formulation'.

If there is a message here, it's that the omniscient grammar gods don't want to fix you.

Why'd you fix it? I didn't really read all of it, sorry
Like, I read the whole thing, but the only part I actually took in was the part I quoted. My head was somewhere else for the rest.

[megabyteme]

I don't actually use my right baby small for you're. I use ruby ring. Weird.

Anyway, I don't know how anyone gets it wrong. Perhaps if you started to say you are instead of you're in your mind when you are thinking stuff and eventually you'll train your mind to separate the two when you're writing.

Fuck your PhD, this is important stuffs.

You're not fully QWERTY compliant then. Also, your advice goes counter to my proposed theory.

By any chance, do you have six fingers on your right hand, manker?

[megabyteme]

Drunken drivers have a tendency to yaw all over the road.

[mjmacky]

Here comes J-dye to show how it's done.

[Artemis]

Just how fat is your editor?

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.

If you read the six words above carefully again you will grasp that I was insinuating that you have in your employ an overweight person to edit your poasts, of indeterminate age/sex/race/religion/body type/BMI & charisma. Since they are completely fictional you can fill in the blanks yourself I will even provide you with some crayons.

[megabyteme]

Has anyone considered the posibility that we are just witnessing the new, completely forum-fried Dave in action? He's floating around all pre-med, and all...

[mjmacky]

That makes you the second person on this board to insinuate that I'm fat.

If you read the six words above carefully again you will grasp that I was insinuating that you have in your employ an overweight person to edit your poasts, of indeterminate age/sex/race/religion/body type/BMI & charisma. Since they are completely fictional you can fill in the blanks yourself I will even provide you with some crayons.

Don't backstep I know you know I am my own editor

[Artemis]

If you read the six words above carefully again you will grasp that I was insinuating that you have in your employ an overweight person to edit your poasts, of indeterminate age/sex/race/religion/body type/BMI & charisma. Since they are completely fictional you can fill in the blanks yourself I will even provide you with some crayons.

Don't backstep I know you know I am my own editor

How do you know I know you are your own very bad editor?

[mjmacky]

Don't backstep I know you know I am my own editor

How do you know I know you are your own very bad editor?

like any decent human being would let some of this shit pass through

I'm saying editors are decent human beings.