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    [QUOTE=manker;3677019]
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    I thought you guise were a thing? I liked Rob before you destroyed the very essence of his being with your cervix gymnastics.

    This new guy sounds a bit pointless. We're not doing the foursome thing if you bring him


    We are a thing, but I've sucked nearly all the goodness out of him now and anyway, what if something happened to him? Never put all your eggs in one basket Manky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I thought you guise were a thing? I liked Rob before you destroyed the very essence of his being with your cervix gymnastics.

    This new guy sounds a bit pointless. We're not doing the foursome thing if you bring him


    We are a thing, but I've sucked nearly all the goodness out of him now and anyway, what if something happened to him? Never put all your eggs in one basket Manky!
    Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

    You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    [QUOTE=manker;3677031]
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

    You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner
    You're so square!

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    Sorry but, Tits or GTFO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

    You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner
    That has all the appeal of pretending to use soap in the shower.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez View Post
    Sorry but, Tits or GTFO!
    There's enough tittage in here already

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    That has all the appeal of pretending to use soap in the shower.
    The moral of the story, is be honest or you'll end up creating an awful stink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Have you thought about moving to a kibbutz.

    You hippies with your open relationships. Whatever happened to good old fashioned, honest to goodness cheating on your partner
    You're so square!
    It's hip to be square.

    And also, I keep fixing your quotes, and then you break them again
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    That has all the appeal of pretending to use soap in the shower.
    The moral of the story is be honest, or you'll end up creating an awful stalker
    Fix'd.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    [QUOTE=manker;3677236]
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    It's hip to be square.

    And also, I keep fixing your quotes, and then you break them again
    Sorry .



    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    The moral of the story is be honest, or you'll end up creating an awful stalker
    Fix'd.
    It was honesty that caused it in the first place. If indeed one can 'create' a stalker.

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    I've heard different. I was told that it was all about lies and barefaced lies and shameful shenanigans.
    Sometimes I just don't know who to believe

    That was a lie. I believe whichever one amuses me the most. Oh, btw. You're going to be brutally murdered in 13 years by a 58 year old man. I'm believing that at the moment because it's possibly the funniest thing I've ever read this week.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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