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**Barbarossa** · 08-08-2012, 03:27 PM

racist

...but yeah, I know, that's a mute point

**megabyteme** · 08-08-2012, 06:44 PM

Here's where I'd normally try to jump in with something clever, but that point is mute.

**missamy710** · 08-09-2012, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by manker

I was gonna copy and paste that part, but now that you did the point is mute and I'm no gluten for punishment, so I can move along without lowering myself.

So you are gluten-free?

**manker** · 08-09-2012, 09:16 AM

Yeah you're going to have to send me your Skype for a couple of reasons. The first being such that I can fill you in on fst memes so you don't think I'm a moran and the other is to ascertain that you're a real girl.
I've been caught out before

I'm obviously very internets busy so it would help if we could kill two birds with one stone. Can you please wear a translucent robe or some kind of cape.

**Skweeky** · 08-09-2012, 09:36 AM

In other, more depressing news:
- my kitten got run over last night and died.
- had to send my eldest to the dentist because he had a fall last week and now one of his front teeth is discoloured.

In other, more optimistic news:
- the dead kitten was an excellent opportunity to teach the children about atomic recycling. I even threw in a simplified explanation of Raleigh scattering and why the sky is blue. Those kids don't know how lucky they are, really.

**manker** · 08-09-2012, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

In other, more depressing news:
- my kitten got run over last night and died.
- had to send my eldest to the dentist because he had a fall last week and now one of his front teeth is discoloured.

In other, more optimistic news:
- the dead kitten was an excellent opportunity to teach the children about atomic recycling. I even threw in a simplified explanation of Raleigh scattering and why the sky is blue. Those kids don't know how lucky they are, really.

Poor kitty

Cats are either good with knowing about not jumping out in front of cars, or they die. It really is 50-50 whether you get one that's conditioned to survive living in proximity to a busy road or not.
I've had two stupid (now dead) cats, one that is still alive and living with me and one who forgot where she lived and is now in permanent residence with my ex-neighbour.

I have since moved away from the busy road in order to protect my last remaining cat.

Btw, when you said 'atomic recycling' I was like; 'wut' but then I thought about it and I think I know, now.
Anyway. You German child rearers are kinda demanding

**Artemis** · 08-09-2012, 10:09 AM

I could send you one of our cat collection as a replacement skweeky, but by the time it got to you, you would just have to repeat your awesome atomic recycling story for your kids again. I don't think they could handle it twice in one week.

**manker** · 08-09-2012, 10:20 AM

Hey what happened with your cat that wouldn't go outside to crap?
I cured mine via the gift of not letting it inside much. She hasn't shit in the corner for over a month now.