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    Gay thread is gay.

    Dogs are where it's at. I don't have a dog but I would like one. And I would train it to eat your cats

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    Oi! with the cat lady having broken her arm, I'm already doing double duty around here, which is one of the reasons I pop up infrequently, so if you think I'm going to be your draught horse as well, you've got another thought coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    I'm really a big wuss when it comes down to it, anyone else around here would have ended her long ago, but apart from the crapping all over she is a really lovely (but mental) cat. So I made an old man happy and removed the crapping cat in one maneuver.
    And it's to your credit.
    Another bonus is that Idol doesn't have to eviscerate you and eradicate your Scottish bloodline.

    He had his cape on and everything.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    How does he stop the static buildup between the lycra in his cape and the spandex of his tights?
    Last edited by Artemis; 08-09-2012 at 10:23 PM.

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    Actually the only good legitimate reason to kill an animal is for Satanic ritual.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Gay thread is gay.

    Dogs are where it's at. I don't have a dog but I would like one. And I would train it to eat pussy
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Gratuitous pic of half of cat collection:

    Cat 1: "I can't, he's not near enough to the stairs"
    Cat 2: "He will be in a minute. Just be patient. He mustn't realise what we're planning"
    Cat 3: "When he dies I shall feast on his eyeballs"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    How does he stop the static buildup between the lycra in his cape and the spandex of his tights?
    Besides spandex and lycra being the same thing,rubber is a nonconductor ,spastic.
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    Cat 1 is quite evil and I wouldn't put it past her.

    The other two would likely just lick you to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    How does he stop the static buildup between the lycra in his cape and the spandex of his tights?
    Besides spandex and lycra being the same thing,rubber is a nonconductor ,spastic.
    You still haven't refuted that you like wearing rubber.


    Fascist gimp.

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