Pillow talk?Originally Posted by Artemis
I have it on good authority from his tailor that he dresses to the left....Wait. I'm confused. Are you trying to say that Idol has a penis
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Pillow talk?I have it on good authority from his tailor that he dresses to the left....Wait. I'm confused. Are you trying to say that Idol has a penis
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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You're the one arranging the date....Pillow talk?
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Yeah but it's for scientific porpoises.
Determining whether Idol is James Brian Hellwig or not isn't an issue which will just go away on its own.
One has to be proactive
Last edited by manker; 05-15-2012 at 09:58 PM. Reason: moar gypos ;/
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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OK, I'll believe you, but millions wouldn't......
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Frankly I'd be amazed to find any sane person who didn't want to go out with me.You're the one arranging the date....Pillow talk?
Respect my lack of authority.
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I can see where this is heading. Look what happened the last time you friendzoned someone.
Would you mind sucking his cawk from time to time so he doesn't go mental
I'm intrigued now. I think he must look like a cross between Brad Pitt and Vince McMahon.
I read that as 'pubic place'. Do we have a vomit smiley?Vegetables and your treat?
Last edited by Squeamous; 05-15-2012 at 10:36 PM.
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If you're trying to say that my meat and two veg in it's finely coiffured grade #4 pubic stubble home would make you vomit - then allow me to reassure you.
I only deep-throat on the third date.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Let me assure you, I don't ever. It's dirty and wrong and it makes the baby Jeebus cry.
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Yeah but what if we're playing porn stars or something. You know, when you slap the girl's arse and check yourself out in the mirror and say impossibly stupid things like; 'Oh yeah, take my steely robot cawk'.
Surely then I get to debase you
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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