Two Irishmen were walking through the jungle when a lion jumped out.
One of them lifted a rock and threw it at the lion's head. the lion let out a roar and he said, "Come on, we'd better run."
The other Irishman said, "I'm not running. I did'nt throw it."
An Irishman walked into his friend's house and looked up.
"That's a very high ceiling", He said.
His friend said, "Yes, I knocked 2 rooms into one,"