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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I feel like I'm not being taken seriously, for some reason...
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    [...]my reluctance to post intimate details of my life online could only be attributed to my vast gayness.

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    A maple tree but instead of it having a multitude of small leaves it only would have one big giant one so the Fall clean up would be easier.
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    Also my name isn't actually IdolEyes787 although for the sake of continuity I'm considering having it legally changed.

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    A car with 400 zebra power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    A maple tree but instead of it having a multitude of small leaves it only would have one big giant one so the Fall clean up would be easier.
    Pedal-powered leaf-blower. You cycle-path.
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    The ability to fall up.
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    Also my name isn't actually IdolEyes787 although for the sake of continuity I'm considering having it legally changed.

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    A Teflon bee-keeper style outfit to repel peoples' spit as I walk down the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    [...]my reluctance to post intimate details of my life online could only be attributed to my vast gayness.

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    The ability to have my spit penetrate Teflon.
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    Also my name isn't actually IdolEyes787 although for the sake of continuity I'm considering having it legally changed.

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    A room coated completely in teflon that I could spit into and debunk the widely held opinion that perpetual motion is unpossible.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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