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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm pretty sure Squeams doesn't care which province of America you're from.
    Very northern Michigan, which is near Detroit, so he's pretty street tough. Just a warning to Oleg that is.
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    Oleg doesn't give a fuck. He's currently engaging mbm, replete with his arsenal of motorbikes, shuriken and 88mm tank destroying weaponry.

    A fiesty ginger American won't phase him.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Oleg doesn't give a fuck. He's currently engaging mbm, replete with his arsenal of motorbikes, shuriken and 88mm tank destroying weaponry.

    A fiesty ginger American won't phase him.
    What good would distance weaponry be when he's already got you down on the ground and pounding your face? Except for attack dogs, attack dogs would be useful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Oleg doesn't give a fuck. He's currently engaging mbm, replete with his arsenal of motorbikes, shuriken and 88mm tank destroying weaponry.

    A fiesty ginger American won't phase him.
    What good would distance weaponry be when he's already got you down on the ground and pounding your face? Except for attack dogs, attack dogs would be useful.
    I'd be still writing if I was to detail all of mbm's arsenal.

    He's obviously got close quarter weaponry, too. For example, he wears a variety of ladies' handguns linked together with the gift of fishing line around his neck.
    All fully loaded in case of attack.

    Oleg's going to have to use all of his Jew skills to overcome this foe.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Does MBM stand a chance against the Serbian Jew double bluff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Does MBM stand a chance against the Serbian Jew double bluff?
    I wouldn't say so.
    Any Jews of Serbian origin and of sneaky predilection are just going to have to hope that mbm somehow ensnares himself in one of the numerous man-traps embedded around the bunker he lovingly calls home.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    You've already given away too many secrets of the fortress, manker.

    However, I'll add that for close-quarter ground attacks, I've got two attack-trained Pembroke Welsh Corgis. You don't get much closer to the ground than that. Perimeter is secure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    What good would distance weaponry be when he's already got you down on the ground and pounding your face? Except for attack dogs, attack dogs would be useful.
    I'd be still writing if I was to detail all of mbm's arsenal.

    He's obviously got close quarter weaponry, too. For example, he wears a variety of ladies' handguns linked together with the gift of fishing line around his neck.
    All fully loaded in case of attack.

    Oleg's going to have to use all of his Jew skills to overcome this foe.
    There's also the shotgun, unfortunately he gave it to his wife for home defence, so the recipient of the blast is anyone's guess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'd be still writing if I was to detail all of mbm's arsenal.

    He's obviously got close quarter weaponry, too. For example, he wears a variety of ladies' handguns linked together with the gift of fishing line around his neck.
    All fully loaded in case of attack.

    Oleg's going to have to use all of his Jew skills to overcome this foe.
    There's also the shotgun, unfortunately he gave it to his wife for home defence, so the recipient of the blast is anyone's guess?
    Don't forget the laser helmets he's equipped the toddlers with.

    They're each kept in their own paddock to eliminate most mishaps but accidents do happen.
    However, eviscerated corgis are a small price to pay for a secure home
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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