No offence but you're a bit of a white-knight faggot.Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I don't want to sound insulting but you're a bit of a classless tool.
effendi
No offence but you're a bit of a white-knight faggot.I don't want to sound insulting but you're a bit of a classless tool.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
mostly harmless
But pint-sized mulder's hands are incredibly small....It's not Mulder, is it? I've seen his cawk and unless he has incredibly small hands, it's probably bigger than mine
mostly harmless
i.e. a real one...
Persona non grata
No offense but you're a bit of a racist homophobe.No offence but you're a bit of a white-knight faggot.
Respect my lack of authority.
effendi
So you think he's got a people sized cawk knocking around in his 8-10yr boys' boxer-shorts.But pint-sized mulder's hands are incredibly small....It's not Mulder, is it? I've seen his cawk and unless he has incredibly small hands, it's probably bigger than mine
With this new information, I think Squeams' fanny might just be playing hostess to a couple of cawks after all. She'll read this and start frothing at the snatch
And also; who am I up against.
I give you people gold.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Don't mean to be confrontational but I'd like us to meet in a neutral setting and battle each other with clubs and to a standstill, the winner taking nothing but honour from the experience.No offense but you're a bit of a racist homophobe.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
I think Mouldy's is bigger than everyone'sIf this is your method of asking me if I'd be interested in a twos-up - then you bet your sweet ass I am, slut-face.
Who am I up against.
If it's Mary we'll have to import some Japanese fluffers, if it's Arty then we'll need livestock of some sort.
It's not Mulder, is it? I've seen his cawk and unless he has incredibly small hands, it's probably bigger than mine
It's ok, I'm a game bird, I don't mind dressing up as a Nip or a Horse. What do you think, if we make it a foursome I can dress up as Ghengis Khan and ride in on horseback for some pillaging and raping cosplay. Obviously the pillaging and rape would be unidirectional, viz a viz, flowing from me to yous lot. I can arrange counselling for afters if need be. Do you think Mary will be able to get it up for Mongolians or is it just the submissive and polite Asians she prefers?
Remember that time you rejected her based on her real, current pic (like a week ago)? That will cost you the opportunity to have sex with a woman- even a hosebag like Squeams.
Try chatting up Skweeky.Whoa whoa whoa, nobody said anything about Oleg having any choice in the matter. As it is he's fortunate, because if I was going to have sex on his penis I would have already done it by now. Oleg, if you're in any doubt check for bruising. I can assure you there won't be any
effendi
No I think I liked my idea better.I think Mouldy's is bigger than everyone'sIf this is your method of asking me if I'd be interested in a twos-up - then you bet your sweet ass I am, slut-face.
Who am I up against.
If it's Mary we'll have to import some Japanese fluffers, if it's Arty then we'll need livestock of some sort.
It's not Mulder, is it? I've seen his cawk and unless he has incredibly small hands, it's probably bigger than mine
It's ok, I'm a game bird, I don't mind dressing up as a Nip or a Horse. What do you think, if we make it a foursome I can dress up as Ghengis Khan and ride in on horseback for some pillaging and raping cosplay. Obviously the pillaging and rape would be unidirectional, viz a viz, flowing from me to yous lot. I can arrange counselling for afters if need be. Do you think Mary will be able to get it up for Mongolians or is it just the submissive and polite Asians she prefers?
Having my arseal area invaded will probably just make me cry and go home
I think we're going to have a tough time getting Mary excited about any kind of sex. She's been ruined by anime and a promiscuous Serbian.
Have you got a Sailor Moon outfit in your dressing up box? That might work and also I'll bring my Man Utd number 7 Shirt with Beckham on the back as a fail-safe.
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I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Speaking of livestock I can arrange the horses, who did you have in mind for the rest of your horde Genghis Squeams? If you are up for a little hanging,drawing and quartering, if you furnish theI think Mouldy's is bigger than everyone's
It's ok, I'm a game bird, I don't mind dressing up as a Nip or a Horse. What do you think, if we make it a foursome I can dress up as Ghengis Khan and ride in on horseback for some pillaging and raping cosplay. Obviously the pillaging and rape would be unidirectional, viz a viz, flowing from me to yous lot. I can arrange counselling for afters if need be. Do you think Mary will be able to get it up for Mongolians or is it just the submissive and polite Asians she prefers?victimnominee I am sure I can make four horses run in different directions all at once, just to bring that extra air of authenticity to the proceeding.
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I never get invited to any of the really cool gangbangs. :sad:
I'd come to this one, but just end up as the sideshow.
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