Mr. Busybody

[IdolEyes787]

OK to be completely honest it also bothers me that this is how some people choose to conduct themselves.

[mjmacky]

Haven't touched it in a minute (a lonnnnng time). Tequila, Henn, Scotch, Courvoisier, Black Gin, Long Islands, whatever in social occasions. Otherwise I don't drink at all except the occasional Corona or whateverthefuck beer is around. Even sum o' doze light beers. Bud Light tastes like water.

You drink Corona and pittance, but you think only Bud Light tastes like water? Disqualified.

[manker]

Your outlandish assertions made you absolutely memorable to the max.

You still drink Apple Pucker and do you still insist that it's a manly drink for real men

Haven't touched it in a minute (a lonnnnng time). Tequila, Henn, Scotch, Courvoisier, Black Gin, Long Islands, whatever in social occasions. Otherwise I don't drink at all except the occasional Corona or whateverthefuck beer is around. Even sum o' doze light beers. Bud Light tastes like water.

I treat myself to teh moonshine every once and awhile too. Gotta let it age a bit. Apple and Cherry Pie are fantastic and will get you quite bent.

I think I'll stay away from you after you've had the moonshine, then, as I wouldn't want to have to let you down.

it's weird. I thought you'd continue drinking the Apple Pucker fo' life after you defended its virtues against hobbes and me and ... well, everyone back in the day. Out of pure stubborness.

You can admit it now like you finally admitted Serena isn't quite as attractive as Sharapova.
That Apple Pucker stuff, it's a bit bent, right?

[Busyman™]

Haven't touched it in a minute (a lonnnnng time). Tequila, Henn, Scotch, Courvoisier, Black Gin, Long Islands, whatever in social occasions. Otherwise I don't drink at all except the occasional Corona or whateverthefuck beer is around. Even sum o' doze light beers. Bud Light tastes like water.

I treat myself to teh moonshine every once and awhile too. Gotta let it age a bit. Apple and Cherry Pie are fantastic and will get you quite bent.

I think I'll stay away from you after you've had the moonshine, then, as I wouldn't want to have to let you down.

it's weird. I thought you'd continue drinking the Apple Pucker fo' life after you defended its virtues against hobbes and me and ... well, everyone back in the day. Out of pure stubborness.

You can admit it now like you finally admitted Serena isn't quite as attractive as Sharapova.
That Apple Pucker stuff, it's a bit bent, right?

No, it tasted good and got me lit. I just drink other stuff now. Frankly, the Appletini stuff was a bit overblown. It was vodka and enough shcnapps to for color. It's sounds a bit off but....it wasn't all that and not all I drank.

This reminds me of a time when I had a cookout and all the fellas were clowning cuz the missus made mojitos. After some time went by she ran out of mix, and, I kid you not, a couple of those fellas made a run to the store cuz everyone was pissed we ran out. One of mah boys still hates it tho' and says it's only good if you wanna brush yo' teeth.

I do get the Pucker talk was a bit bent but that's cuz everyone feels the need to downplay any drink that has sugar in it.

Oh and I still would take Serena over Sharapova in a heartbeat. I'll take phatass over no ass a-tall.

[Busyman™]

Haven't touched it in a minute (a lonnnnng time). Tequila, Henn, Scotch, Courvoisier, Black Gin, Long Islands, whatever in social occasions. Otherwise I don't drink at all except the occasional Corona or whateverthefuck beer is around. Even sum o' doze light beers. Bud Light tastes like water.

You drink Corona and pittance, but you think only Bud Light tastes like water? Disqualified.

It does. That and that MGD 64. If I drink a light beer it's Miller Light.

Those other light beers are like Diet Coke. If you drink real beer, that only way you like Bud Light is cuz you force yerself to drink it for caloric reasons.

The best "diet" drinks are ones that taste close to their nondiet counterparts and of course still maintain the low caloric or sugar content.

Example: Coke Zero tastes closer to Coke than Diet Coke. Miller Light tastes closer to a proper beer than MGD 64 (dirty water).

Oh and I've noticed those wheat beers are getting a bit popular. I've seen some with the orange in it (I think it's called Shock Top). Weird.

[mjmacky]

You drink Corona and pittance, but you think only Bud Light tastes like water? Disqualified.

It does. That and that MGD 64. If I drink a light beer it's Miller Light.

Those other light beers are like Diet Coke. If you drink real beer, that only way you like Bud Light is cuz you force yerself to drink it for caloric reasons.

The best "diet" drinks are ones that taste close to their nondiet counterparts and of course still maintain the low caloric or sugar content.

Example: Coke Zero tastes closer to Coke than Diet Coke. Miller Light tastes closer to a proper beer than MGD 64 (dirty water).

Oh and I've noticed those wheat beers are getting a bit popular. I've seen some with the orange in it (I think it's called Shock Top). Weird.

Oh so you missed the point that Corona also tastes like piss water then. Try a recommended microbrewery or import if you want real beer.

[Busyman™]

It does. That and that MGD 64. If I drink a light beer it's Miller Light.

Those other light beers are like Diet Coke. If you drink real beer, that only way you like Bud Light is cuz you force yerself to drink it for caloric reasons.

The best "diet" drinks are ones that taste close to their nondiet counterparts and of course still maintain the low caloric or sugar content.

Example: Coke Zero tastes closer to Coke than Diet Coke. Miller Light tastes closer to a proper beer than MGD 64 (dirty water).

Oh and I've noticed those wheat beers are getting a bit popular. I've seen some with the orange in it (I think it's called Shock Top). Weird.

Oh so you missed the point that Corona also tastes like piss water then. Try a recommended microbrewery or import if you want real beer.

I didn't miss it but how that meant piss water is anyone's guess.

As far as good microbrews and imports, I drink those too.

Also....how do you know what piss water tastes like?

[mjmacky]

Also....how do you know what piss water tastes like?

Easily, I know what it smells like.

You thought I was going to reveal something about my private relationship with your mother, didn't you? Sorry son, not gonna happen, not today.

[mjmacky]

P.S. whenever I see a monkey shoveling his own feces into his mouth, I think, "it's okay, I'm sure it also eats bananas".

[Busyman™]

Also....how do you know what piss water tastes like?

Easily, I know what it smells like.

You thought I was going to reveal something about my private relationship with your mother, didn't you? Sorry son, not gonna happen, not today.

Oh snap! More twuntwork! ....and mama jokes! Wow!

Oh and if you like my mother to piss in your mouth, well, you just revealed that. DUH.