I have noticed a singular lack and it saddens me...

[Artemis]

Everyone else seems to have managed at least one if not more death threats. Idoleyes is probably responsible for the torture and death of more family pets than anyone due to the sheer rage and frustration of some of his victims sparring partners, with Chalice probably coming a close second. Squeamous has her nutjob stalker and shares him with manker, and even poor simple gun toting Meg has managed to enrage Oleg to the point where he wants to cave his head in, yet try as I might the most I get is fuck off dickhead....
I feel left out...

[manker]

poor simple gun toting Meg

Miss byteme somehow draws rather more fire than her placid demeanour would suggest.
Funny, though.

Why don't you try upsetting the clockster.
I have heard that underneath that suave posting style, there's a complete hellcat just itching to scratch your internet eyes out. He's been married six times so it's not like he's a stranger to long held grudges and revenge missions.

[Artemis]

poor simple gun toting Meg

Miss byteme somehow draws rather more fire than her placid demeanour would suggest.
Funny, though.

Why don't you try upsetting the clockster.
I have heard that underneath that suave posting style, there's a complete hellcat just itching to scratch your internet eyes out. He's been married six times so it's not like he's a stranger to long held grudges and revenge missions.

Now you are just bored and hoping for some kind of internets dust up to brighten things up, I like clocker alot, we see eye to eye, so it would sort of be like kicking myself in the bawls, and I just can't see me wringing a death threat out of him?

[manker]

Miss byteme somehow draws rather more fire than her placid demeanour would suggest.
Funny, though.

Why don't you try upsetting the clockster.
I have heard that underneath that suave posting style, there's a complete hellcat just itching to scratch your internet eyes out. He's been married six times so it's not like he's a stranger to long held grudges and revenge missions.

Now you are just bored and hoping for some kind of internets dust up to brighten things up, I like clocker alot, we see eye to eye, so it would sort of be like kicking myself in the bawls, and I just can't see me wringing a death threat out of him?

I just don't think you've got what it takes to garner an internets death threat.
You're just not prepared to put in the hard yards.

Nobody said it was gonna be easy, but it's basically only as hard as it seems.
The forum is quiet so it's harder than usual, perhaps you're dreaming impossible dreams.

[Artemis]

I've been casting my net farther than usual too, winding up the n00bs in the say hi thread, utterly pointless pastime that, and helping out with refereeing the mong olympics in the movie section, but no.... not a bite.

I thought I was going to get a Romanian gypsy curse/death threat from that dickhead staffmember/trader for awhile but he packed up his bat and ball and went home without even calling me a single name, I can't win.

[manker]

Getting in early is key.
Do you use the new posts link?

If this still doesn't work, give Idol the pass to your account and let him make the first inroads into getting you a mortal enemy.
That guy attracts blood-feuds like a Frenchman draws flies.

[IdolEyes787]

Getting in early is key.
Do you use the new posts link?

If this still doesn't work, give Idol the pass to your account and let him make the first inroads into getting you a mortal enemy.
That guy attracts blood-feuds like a Frenchman draws flies.

The first step is to identify the mongs with obviously over-inflated egos as they are the one's who tend to take this stuff cerealously.

Also they need to have at least a basic understanding of the English languish or else they might mistake your insults for compliments. (eg." Your Mum tends to like to take it up the ass" when mong google translated reads " I really respect your family members,let us trade stuffs m8 "

And don't forget to work in as many obscenities as possible because we all know words are bad and bad words are really bad.

Lastly and this is probably the most important, believing what you say or even making sense is irrelevant as long they get the impression that you are a douchebag who thinks you are somehow better than them.
The fact that you are is totally beside the point.

[Squeamous]

Agree with the above ^

Also unless you're prepared to put in 5 hard years of deception, including having sex with your victim on multiple occasions, don't even bother. Your heart isn't in it.

[Something Else]

That is ingeniously sneaky.

[OlegL]

Meg has managed to enrage Oleg to the point where he wants to cave his head in

Meg enraged me because there were inconsistencies in his behavior, but as you are well aware, he wasn't the only one who enraged me. Darth Cicero enraged me when he posted some extremely naive and simple-minded comments. (But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)