I have noticed a singular lack and it saddens me...

[mjmacky]

Everyone else seems to have managed at least one if not more death threats. Idoleyes is probably responsible for the torture and death of more family pets than anyone due to the sheer rage and frustration of some of his victims sparring partners, with Chalice probably coming a close second. Squeamous has her nutjob stalker and shares him with manker, and even poor simple gun toting Meg has managed to enrage Oleg to the point where he wants to cave his head in, yet try as I might the most I get is fuck off dickhead....
I feel left out...

I don't think I've collected any either, but I think that's because my vital existence in the world population is universally recognized.

[IdolEyes787]

Piss of you foreign, motherfucking pea-brained horse herder and while you're at it shove that fucking smug smile up your worthless ass.

You are so dead.
How dead you ask?

Deader than your wife's vagina or the chances of your son growing up to be anything other than a ghey whore.

Die.Die.Die.Die.

Die.

And when you are done dying rot in everlasting hell.

All I did was say I was going to fly over there and shoot your favorite pet moose, and that was weeks ago,ffs talk about holding a grudge psycho, what did you eat some bad timbits or something?



* Yay, my very own stalker

You think you're smart but you say stuff that doesn't make any sense and that is why I am going to kill you to death and then cut out your spleen and make some sort of fashion statement out of it.

[Quarterquack]

(But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)

Let's not short change me, here. I'm as good at math as Usain Bolt is at robbing a bank.

[Artemis]

(But he's good in math, I'll give him that.)

Let's not short change me, here. I'm as good at math as Usain Bolt is at robbing a bank.

And as good as I am at attracting stalkers....

[Quarterquack]

And as good as I am at attracting stalkers....

Given the fact that Dave hated you from afar, I'll take that as a compliment.

[Artemis]

And as good as I am at attracting stalkers....

Given the fact that Dave hated you from afar, I'll take that as a compliment.

No, never really hated me, I might have wound him up a bit, but he reserves his real hate for others, I'm more in the general dislike category, I'm right up there with belly lint really, which is what the whole subject of this thread is about.

[OlegL]

Good morning, boys and girls! It's 7 am here! I just woke up and it's time for coffee!

[manker]

Fucking hell, Oleg.
If I was an unemployable doletard, I'd sleep in until at least 2pm each day.

[Artemis]

Speaking of which..... what happened to your long term plans to hassle the fuck out of that tutor/professor till the college let you come back and study again Oleg? You know your familiar I'll just knock on the door till they are so sick of it they answer it technique of human interaction.

[OlegL]

Speaking of which..... what happened to your long term plans to hassle the fuck out of that tutor/professor till the college let you come back and study again Oleg?

Well, the good news is that I'll be able to return to college this fall. (And I plan to actually study when I return).
I didn't understand this sentence at all: "You know your familiar I'll just knock on the door till they are so sick of it they answer it technique of human interaction." So, I don't know how to answer it.