I have noticed a singular lack and it saddens me...

[Squeamous]

Oh, my missus saw that fairly recently. I obviously retired to my wankpit and talked to you guise.

She asked me that night if I'd stay with her if she had brain damage, I put my head to one side, looked at her earnestly and said; 'of course. i probably wouldn't be able to tell anyway'. I may or may not have subsequently patted her on the head and called her my little sparkly-haribo-munchkin.

I would have thought brain damage was a prerequisite to living with you

I haven't read back, but I presume you're talking about 50 First Dates. Not to be confused with 51st State, which came out around the same time, and sounds similar when said. I really liked the fillum. True story. It was very funny. Adam Sandler films are definitely hit and miss, but that was a good one.

I knew you were alright really Ben!

[manker]

I've only ever laughed at the slapstick content of an Adam Sandler movie.
I haven't watched many but can't imagine ever describing one as a 'hit'.

And can someone tell That Woman that I'm not sure what she's getting at but I've given it some thought and if my mam counts then I'm sure she's compos mentis

[Squeamous]

I've only ever laughed at the slapstick content of an Adam Sandler movie.
I haven't watched many but can't imagine ever describing one as a 'hit'.

And can someone tell That Woman that I'm not sure what she's getting at but I've given it some thought and if my mam counts then I'm sure she's compos mentis

She doesn't count, she didn't have a choice!