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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    You don't have the proper Asian quality to play Jung.
    You can't disqualify me just because I have a fairly large cawk, racist.
    Bluff, try to write Jung on your cawk with size 16 font, Times New Roman. To not do so is a bluff, send all photographs to 3rd party for verification.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    You can't disqualify me just because I have a fairly large cawk, racist.
    Bluff, try to write Jung on your cawk with size 16 font, Times New Roman. To not do so is a bluff, send all photographs to 3rd party for verification.
    I've got a photo with ivana <3 manker written on it in lipstick if that's any good.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I've got a photo with ivana <3 manker written on it in lipstick if that's any good.
    I'm not partial to lipstick myself (a bit... greasy) , but whatever method you need to adopt to get some on your cawk, scroll style or not, I'll refrain from judging you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I've got a photo with ivana <3 manker written on it in lipstick if that's any good.
    I'm not partial to lipstick myself (a bit... greasy) , but whatever method you need to adopt to get some on your cawk, scroll style or not, I'll refrain from judging you.
    I wasn't the one who wrote it
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I'm not partial to lipstick myself (a bit... greasy) , but whatever method you need to adopt to get some on your cawk, scroll style or not, I'll refrain from judging you.
    I wasn't the one who wrote it
    Did your missus even bother to ask who Ivana is, or is she used to these things by now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    I wasn't the one who wrote it
    Did your missus even bother to ask who Ivana is, or is she used to these things by now?
    Lipstick, dewd.
    It wasn't a tattoo, like
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Did your missus even bother to ask who Ivana is, or is she used to these things by now?
    Lipstick, dewd.
    It wasn't a tattoo, like
    So your missus is a tattoo artist?
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    If that was a real ermm, then I'm guessing you missed the insinuation that she was the one to write it
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    haha yeah I did. I kept checking back to the other thread to see what zany japes Barbie's going to come up with next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    That sums up my first publication as well, the one working on the project, who I was assisting, wrote it, then I rewrote it. He was Chinese, but we ended up making a thing out of it with explaining all the nuances of English language. 'Twas fun, I remember explaining to him what eating out was
    Jeez, I remember my ex proof reading the thesises of oriental students at uni. We'd laugh so hard our sides would hurt sometimes. You had your work cut out for you there . Sometimes it was just impossible to understand what they were getting at. Why did you have to explain to him what eating out meant in the course of writing up a scientific paper though?

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    Fantastic! I know how you feel. I felt the same when I first got a letter printed in Smash Hits!
    Lolacaust!

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Bluff, try to write Jung on your cawk with size 16 font, Times New Roman. To not do so is a bluff, send all photographs to 3rd party for verification.

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