Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

**Squeamous** · 07-23-2012, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by manker

Why is she mean?

And also; plz post pics of your hairy torso.

She said she took hers out when 12 yo girls started having them

I epilated recently so it's all smooth atm I'm afraid.

**manker** · 07-23-2012, 12:47 AM

So she did. Well, she can't be in our über navel piercing gang, then

And okay but make sure you do pre-epilation in a couple of days.

**Squeamous** · 07-23-2012, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by manker

So she did. Well, she can't be in our über navel piercing gang, then

And okay but make sure you do pre-epilation in a couple of days.

Oi, I'm not a hairy monkey, it'll take longer than that!
I bet Skweeks doesn't have random hairs growing out of HER perfect nipples

**megabyteme** · 07-23-2012, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

Sigy!

**Skweeky** · 07-23-2012, 08:27 AM

I just checked I don't in fact have ahirs growing out of my nipples - I DO however have some stretch makrs on my boobs (result of breastfeeding). Does that make you feel better?

**Squeamous** · 07-23-2012, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I just checked I don't in fact have ahirs growing out of my nipples - I DO however have some stretch makrs on my boobs (result of breastfeeding). Does that make you feel better?

NO! I have those too and I've never had babies!!

**Skweeky** · 07-23-2012, 11:22 AM

What about the fact I seem to be unable to spell today?
Ok erm...massive spot on the tip of my nose?

**Barbarossa** · 07-23-2012, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I can tell you're lying from here

Wasn't lying

https://filesharingtalk.com/threads/2...er+get+in+here

Possibly the best thread evar posted that week.
Things to look out for in that thread besides my cawk/time/date pic:
Barbie besmirching me.
Mulder's cawk shape in his boxers.
Two of my most withering put-downs.
A joke about Mulder not being very tall.

Yay, normally I get embarrassed by re-reading things I've posted from yesteryear, but in this thread I think I was pretty orsum