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Pretty sure that we will now experience a dearth of spastics as Dave's put the spastic bar so high that only those with appreciable and certified brain disabilities would meet our needs.
Who else is going to churn out daily death threats and multiple fight challenges while remaining so ostentatiously benign.
Dave's the best spastic there is.
Whatadumbarse and mentalman are still my all time bestest, favoritest ckrit identities.
All this talk of Dave is scaring off the fishes...
We don't need someone too fill 's killin' boots. He got fired months ago, and there was no need too. His position was in Murders and Executions (movie quote, anyone) anyway.
We just need some run-of-the-meds mentalists. That's all.