WANTED: Spastics. Inquire within.

[Quarterquack]

Seems like we've grown our own J-Dye in-house. Congratulations, everyone.

[megabyteme]

Seems like we've grown our own J-Dye in-house. Congratulations, everyone.

Our first serious applicant. Please state your credentials.

[IdolEyes787]

All shapes, sizes, and abilities welcome. No prior experience necessary. Must speak fluent Mong. No pay; long hours.

Please leave your credentials in the form of a sentence, or two (if able). Goofle translated text will be considered.


Thanks.

I like frogs but mainly osprey and the occasional wombat although there don't seem to be any indigenous to my area,the wombats I mean. There are lots of frogs and four osprey.

I think that is two sentences.

More of less.

Probably more,although with even poorer punctuation it could still be less if that is a real sticking point to my application's success.

Anyway thanks in advance you annoying homosexuals.

[megabyteme]

I like frogs but mainly osprey and the occasional wombat although there don't seem to be any indigenous to my area,the wombats I mean. There are lots of frogs and four osprey.

I think that is two sentences.

More of less.

Probably more,although with even poorer punctuation it could still be less if that is a real sticking point to my application's success.

Anyway thanks in advance you annoying homosexuals.

[Quarterquack]

Please state your credentials.

Can't. Bound by your contract with your mother.

[megabyteme]

Please state your credentials.

Can't. Bound by your contract with your mother.

Your dad called. He said you were to be my bitch now. Don't like it, take it up with him.

[Quarterquack]

Your dad called. He said you were to be my bitch now. Don't like it, take it up with him.

Your grandfather always likes to tell fanciful stories. Someday you're going to have to grow up and realize he's just trying to win your affection.
Thought you might have realized this when he told you you were the prettiest girl in the family.

[junglebook]

mOTHERFUCKING ENQUIRING. lIKE WAT

WHY DONT YOU JUST CLOSE THE SITE ? iTS FULL OF HATEFUL SHIT. pROBABLY COS ITS NOT AS POPULAR AS YOU'D LIKE IT TO BE, IM GUESSING BUT ITS PROBABLY ON POINT. I HATE FAKE PEOPLE.

[manker]

mOTHERFUCKING ENQUIRING. lIKE WAT

WHY DONT YOU JUST CLOSE THE SITE ? iTS FULL OF HATEFUL SHIT. pROBABLY COS ITS NOT AS POPULAR AS YOU'D LIKE IT TO BE, IM GUESSING BUT ITS PROBABLY ON POINT. I HATE FAKE PEOPLE.

I might be a little presumptuous here, after all this is mbm's baby, but I'm going to say that you're in.

Congrats

[Artemis]

I may also be jumping the gun since we don't yet know Meg's full criteria for his spastic collection, but on the balance of probabilities junglebook seems an excellent candidate.