WANTED: Spastics. Inquire within.

[megabyteme]

All shapes, sizes, and abilities welcome. No prior experience necessary. Must speak fluent Mong. No pay; long hours.

Please leave your credentials in the form of a sentence, or two (if able). Goofle translated text will be considered.


Thanks.

[megabyteme]

BTW, Dave Dowell's applications have already been submitted, and we find you overly qualified. Your skills as a mentalist are undoubtedly sincere, and well developed.

[manker]

Pretty sure that we will now experience a dearth of spastics as Dave's put the spastic bar so high that only those with appreciable and certified brain disabilities would meet our needs.
Who else is going to churn out daily death threats and multiple fight challenges while remaining so ostentatiously benign.

Dave's the best spastic there is.

[megabyteme]

I was thinking we'd stare a couple in the male room or Facebook phoatie stealing copier, and they could work their way up the ladder. It's kind of a onthejawb training.

[Burnsy]

Dave's the best spastic there is.

I've been away a while, which monicker does Dave go by these days?

[manker]

Dave's the best spastic there is.

I've been away a while, which monicker does Dave go by these days?

Take your pick:
There are those and a lot more. Persistence is Dave's best attribute by virtue of it being his only one

[Artemis]

Whatadumbarse and mentalman are still my all time bestest, favoritest ckrit identities.

[manker]

Whatadumbarse and mentalman are still my all time bestest, favoritest ckrit identities.

That one at the top of the list there, nocomprendo, kind of sums him up.

WTF people are mean on the internets, I don't understand but I WILL KILL YOU ALL D;

[megabyteme]

All this talk of Dave is scaring off the fishes...

We don't need someone too fill 's killin' boots. He got fired months ago, and there was no need too. His position was in Murders and Executions (movie quote, anyone) anyway.

We just need some run-of-the-meds mentalists. That's all.

[manker]

Surely we've got Mary and Oleg to fill in that particular hole.
I want my forumular mentalist to be dedicated and serious about his role.