is this for real or just the internet?

[megabyteme]

With looks like his, let's hope that's a DARK closet.

[Snee]

200 grand a yr all with a grade 8 education!! Maybe i can make minimum wage like you if i had stayed in school. I admit it you win-ahahaha!!

That's the sort of high quality story and writing I'd expect from someone on your level, so congrats on living up to your full potential.

200 grand a year sucking people off all day long, I'm sure.

[Snee]

Gay hustler pays more than I ever would have guessed.

You know I actually think you should stop with the gay jokes as I'm thinking that sheriff is actually a gay and the board rules say we're not allowed to be racist against the gheys..

I'd agree, especially since I made last post above without seeing idle's. Seeing as it's the first thing everyone assumes, it simply must be true.

[IdolEyes787]

mbm, you are even more intuitive than i had originally thought. The biggest tell tale sign though is idols pent up hostility which can be seen in alot of his posts. This aggression is a characteristic trait of a man who has been in the closet far too long.

Clearly you two geniuses are too clever for me and my reluctance to post intimate details of my life online could only be attributed to my vast gayness.

If I can take any solace from you Sherlocks uncovering my dark secrect it's that you didn't also label me something equally risible like being left-handed or ,God forbid,Black.

Btw if not for your vast intelligence mistakenly taking what I say seriously,I would have said that my anger issues are due to 'roid rage.

[megabyteme]

mbm, you are even more intuitive than i had originally thought. The biggest tell tale sign though is idols pent up hostility which can be seen in alot of his posts. This aggression is a characteristic trait of a man who has been in the closet far too long.

Clearly you two geniuses are too clever for me and my reluctance to post intimate details of my life online could only be attributed to my vast gayness.

If I can take any solace from you Sherlocks uncovering my dark secrect it's that you didn't also label me something equally risible like being left-handed or ,God forbid,Black.

Btw if not for your vast intelligence mistakenly taking what I say seriously,I would have said that my anger issues are due to 'roid rage.

Nice cover up, gheyboi.

[manker]

When he says; 'vast gayness', that's actually code for accommodating anus

If you're wondering how I know this, it's cus I watched a documentary on gays this one time when I left the TV on after Die Hard had finished and the remote control broke and the off button wouldn't work and the plug was in a different room. Which was locked.

[chalice]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.

[Barbarossa]

people here, especially the ones who have been here for a while and post frequently in the lounge often are/seem to be "very smart and witty and funny and just know what to say exactly at the right time and have very good vocabulary" its really interesting to read their posts....its like watching "seinfeld/curb your enthusiasm",..
i know this thread wasnt the smartest idea
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is this how you all are in real life, talking to other real people? or its just on the internet ? if you feel you are one of those people mentioned above please do answer the question

It would be, if I could think fast enough :earl:

[manker]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.

I like that. A lot.

[Something Else]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.

I've not heard it put like that before. I still haven't. Nice usage tho'