is this for real or just the internet?

[Squeamous]

Does anyone else keep reading the title of this fred as the opening bars of Bohemian Rhapsody?

[manker]

No but I will now

And also, to clarify the Kalashnikov thing, I just assume you wear pristine white undergarments so it wouldn't be a problem.
Mine are usually dark so the guy-liner idea wouldn't work.

[Squeamous]

Do you wear dark underpants so your gf can't see the skidmarks?

[sheriff 01]

i dont wear any undergarments at all, my services are required far too much to fuck around with undergarments-lol

[Squeamous]

I'm not wearing any today, trufax. But that's because my washing machine has been out of action for 2 weeks and anyway, I'm on my period so I've got a tampon up there. Underwear in those circumstances just seems profligate.

[sheriff 01]

The only period i ever see is when a guy cant accomodate my size, which happens quite frequently

[IdolEyes787]

It's a form of ventriloquism, innit. I was watching a repeat of QI the other day and there was some bint on it with a dummy, and they started discussing the art of throwing one's voice. There's an adage that states that in polite conversation people only say the second thing that comes into their minds. The first thing is usually too deranged for utterance. A good ventriloquist can use the dummy to forego that filtration process and let the id run rampant.

I'd say the same is true, to some extent, on the internets. You bunch of fucking cunts.

Nice analogy even if I did see your lips move.

[megabyteme]

I'm not wearing any today, trufax. But that's because my washing machine has been out of action for 2 weeks and anyway, I'm on my period so I've got a tampon up there. Underwear in those circumstances just seems profligate.

Would that be considered some sort of "wounded commando"?

[manker]

Do you wear dark underpants so your gf can't see the skidmarks?

Why would she be looking? Girls don't do that.
Surely it's only men who pick up and inspect underwear from the laundry basket

I'm not wearing any today, trufax. But that's because my washing machine has been out of action for 2 weeks and anyway, I'm on my period so I've got a tampon up there. Underwear in those circumstances just seems profligate.

But won't you get all wee over your jeans. I've heard that in women your age, sometimes a little will escape when you laugh or sneeze.

The only period i ever see is when a guy cant accomodate my size, which happens quite frequently

Yeah the jury is still out. So is this sheriff guy a ghey or what.
He uses a lot of smilies so I think probably yes?

[Squeamous]

Would that be considered some sort of "wounded commando"?

It's a mute point now; my washing machine part arrived today and I have a whole heap of knickers drying on the airer as I write

Why would she be looking? Girls don't do that.
Surely it's only men who pick up and inspect underwear from the laundry basket

But won't you get all wee over your jeans. I've heard that in women your age, sometimes a little will escape when you laugh or sneeze.

You tend to notice if they're left sunny side up and you want to do a load of washing

Do you know, I haven't had an accidental wee release in ages! I think it used to happen when I ran more than anything but I haven't done that for a couple of months because of the weather. Anyway I was wearing black jeans