WANTED: Spastics. Inquire within.

[Quarterquack]

Now I suspect you've just had a long night of Greek secks.

My night was filled with onomatopoeia. Of course, considering how little you encounter the situation, it would be Greek to you.

[manker]

Now there's a case of irresistible force and immovable object colliding scissoring*.

*You'd be the irresistible one, of course.

You know what they say about men ending up with women who remind them of their mums. I just don't think they usually mean sexually

I'm just glad he pointed out that it was you and not his mam who he finds irresistible.
I've never actually seen a post by anyone which frames their mother in a tribadism scenario so I was beginning to ponder the machinations of rearing kids in the byteme household.

[megabyteme]

Squeams is the one who wants to take on the modern day Cleopatra. And I did say Squeams was irresistible. It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum.

[megabyteme]

Now I suspect you've just had a long night of Greek secks.

My night was filled with on-a-Matt-a-pee-ing. Of course, considering how little you encounter the situation, it would be Greek to you.

Pervert. Ghey pervert.

[Artemis]

.... It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum.

Well, from that description she sounds hard to miss.

[megabyteme]

.... It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum.

Well, from that description she sounds hard to miss.

[Squeamous]

Squeams is the one who wants to take on the modern day Cleopatra. And I did say Squeams was irresistible. It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...

Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum.

I've changed my mind! I'm only little and relatively young and attractive. Keep her warm for me though, I might be desperate enough ready in 20 years time.

You know what they say about men ending up with women who remind them of their mums. I just don't think they usually mean sexually

I'm just glad he pointed out that it was you and not his mam who he finds irresistible.
I've never actually seen a post by anyone which frames their mother in a tribadism scenario so I was beginning to ponder the machinations of rearing kids in the byteme household.

I can see my search for a babydaddy must continue

[manker]

Don't give up quite yet. I've had recent thoughts about you rearing kids.
All good

[Squeamous]

Don't give up quite yet. I've had recent thoughts about you rearing kids.
All good

You can be my fallback option just in case this man refuses my rapey advances

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I just saw him smile and am officially in love

[manker]

Fall back option
Enjoy your mono-browed Greek babies.