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    Tomorrow I'll be taking final exams and I haven't studied for them at all. On one hand, I have this fear that I will be permanently dismissed from the college, but on the other hand, I don't care about anything at all. Damn, I so wanna fuck!
    ...I am sorry that I keep repeating the same stuff over and over, but I can't fight myself...

    EDIT: Oops, I meant to say that tomorrow is the last day of the spring semester, not fall semester.
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Ok. Now go away again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    ...I am sorry that I keep repeating the same stuff over and over, but I can't fight myself...
    I have a friend who just dropped out of college.

    It was the fact that he couldn't write his exams even because he was home attending to his cancer-ridden father.

    What's your excuse again?
    Ellipses go here.

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    Of course, Cancer was the name of his father's boyfriend.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    BTW Oleg, getting kicked out of college greatly reduces your chances of ever getting laid.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Tomorrow I'll be taking final exams and I haven't studied for them at all. On one hand, I have this fear that I will be permanently dismissed from the college
    I searched YouTube for a clip of the school principal in "The Chorus" and his famous quote "action, reaction", but couldn't find any.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Don't give up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    Don't give up!
    Why? Once a failure, always a failure. Anyway, why encourage him to do something obviously outside his comfort zone?
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL
    You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.

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    My last weeks at university (such a waste) I split a giant feast from KFC with a friend, then took a big dump at the end of class and smeared my warm rich shit all over a bathroom, laughing maniacally as I did so. Oh, it was glorious. GLORIOUS I TELL YOU.

    Nearly as glorious as running drunk all over the nearby street pissing on random letterboxes.

    Not nearly as glorious as clutching a knife and stalking people.

    *drools*

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    Great to see you back.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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