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  1. 05-23-2013, 04:28 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hole69 View Post
    My last weeks at university (such a waste) I split a giant feast from KFC with a friend, then took a big dump at the end of class and smeared my warm rich shit all over a bathroom, laughing maniacally as I did so. Oh, it was glorious. GLORIOUS I TELL YOU.

    Nearly as glorious as running drunk all over the nearby street pissing on random letterboxes.

    Not nearly as glorious as clutching a knife and stalking people.

    *drools*
    Ahh. Don't you just love the education system and the next generation of leaders it is producing.
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    I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...
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  5. 05-25-2013, 10:17 PM Lounge   -   #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...
    You can't fail a class but if it were possible I'm sure you'd be the one to do it.
    Respect my lack of authority.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...
    You're going to fail English as well I'm afraid. It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".
    Just like the NSA, I'm compelled to copy everything I want to.
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    With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...

    A discrete one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...

    A discrete one.
    Male prostitute Incredibly unsuccessful male prostitute and so two birds are killed with one stone.
    Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.
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  13. 05-26-2013, 08:57 PM Lounge   -   #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.
    Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
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    Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.
    Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.
    Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.
    Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?

    Or a Piles Arse Ole Repair Man (although you could ardly describe OlegL as a Man; More of a Boy, or an Embryo).
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  19. 05-27-2013, 07:44 AM Lounge   -   #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by DngrMs View Post
    It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".
    What?
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