My last weeks at university (such a waste) I split a giant feast from KFC with a friend, then took a big dump at the end of class and smeared my warm rich shit all over a bathroom, laughing maniacally as I did so. Oh, it was glorious. GLORIOUS I TELL YOU.
Nearly as glorious as running drunk all over the nearby street pissing on random letterboxes.
Not nearly as glorious as clutching a knife and stalking people.
*drools*
Ahh. Don't you just love the education system and the next generation of leaders it is producing.
Originally Posted by OlegL
You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.
With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...
A discrete one.
Male prostitute Incredibly unsuccessful male prostitute and so two birds are killed with one stone.
Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.
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