Well that's over 10 years. Whoop. T-shirt please.
Could have been staring at porn but didn't. Instead, ended up getting the wife pregnant…will report back when the ankle biter is born and consider if I should just have loaded up some porn.
Well that's over 10 years. Whoop. T-shirt please.
Could have been staring at porn but didn't. Instead, ended up getting the wife pregnant…will report back when the ankle biter is born and consider if I should just have loaded up some porn.
Last edited by threelions00; 09-01-2014 at 05:19 PM.
Please help me because I fumble with putting everything in perspective.
Being a mostly non-contributing member here for ten years isn't that something like bragging to your friends about running a marathon when in actuality you walked the last 25 miles and finished in 8 hours 37 minutes.
I'm thinking possibly as you apparently get a t-shirt for both.
Respect my lack of authority.
Erm…bragging? Even if I had made roughly 23,756 posts, I wouldn't be bragging. I can't even imagine why someone would sit at their pc for so long. Roughly 73 posts per day… It was an observation.
To quote Trainspotting…
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, p****** your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**** up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else."
And in your case, you chose to sit there and post on a website…I chose life instead of keep posting….again, just an observation
I figured mostly because I'm a genius when it comes to fey Englishmen that you would pick up on the "bragging" line.
As for my post total ,besides proving that you are exceedingly bad at math,it's actually far less but the moderators have multipled the true number by ten because they are jealous of my good looks.
And may I add ,well they should be,fey Englishman.
Respect my lack of authority.
Now you've gone and hurt my feelings,but to be fair it's either this or bone your mom.
Respect my lack of authority.
"Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wonder why the fuck you are logged on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swirl chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your list in some miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate. Choose your future. Choose to sysadmin." -- Idol's version of the quote (since he has 23762 posts)
"I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
"I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
Hopefully, you do realise that I don't say anything maliciously! And yes, my math is quite bad really. I go through phases depending on how busy I am. I would come on here a lot more if I had time! On another site, I ended up with a 5 year absence. As long as people do what they enjoy, who is anyone to judge!
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