Jojosalami, let's become friends again (Warning: nonindicative thread title)

[megabyteme]

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

There'd be FAR more replies, as nearly everyone could contribute.

[shipwreck]

I hate jojosalami because he tries to humiliate and hurt people. Despite the fact that he never even met me in real life, he decided to write asinine comments about me. He probably writes stupid comments about other people too.

But why single him out? What makes him so special to you? It's not like 90% of the forum isn't taking a virtual dump on you on a constant basis now, is it?

[OlegL]

Because unlike other people here, he tries to sound dead serious...

[shipwreck]

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

[megabyteme]

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

Fine, I'll remember to single you out in future posts, as well.

[shipwreck]

Why? Did I hit a nerve? Fine, replace 'pink dildo' with blue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads if that's politically more acceptable.

[anon]

Either change the title to "Jojosalami I hate your fucking guts,you fucking asshole retard" or try to stay on topic.

There'd be FAR more replies, as nearly everyone could contribute.

Idol's title suggestion tempted me, but I aimed for a healthy balance.

[megabyteme]

Why? Did I hit a nerve? Fine, replace 'pink dildo' with blue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads if that's politically more acceptable.

Stop, you are making Idol drool.

[OlegL]

Well, others try hard to sound humorous while actually being dead serious - they cloak their contempt with sarcasm, humour and wit, more or less.

It's like one guy trying to stab you with an ice pick while the other just hides it inside a huge pink dildo. The result is pretty much the same.

Serious about what?

[shipwreck]

Serious about hating your guts. But you seem to prefer being poked in the eye with that pink dildo instead.

What I'm basically trying to say is that instead of focusing your hatred on one individual, you probably should just do a suicide bombing (TERROR AL-QAEDA HIZBOLLAH HAMAS PIKACHU OSAMA YOUR MAMA OBAMA /NSA)