A Poof Of Poof ...

[Something Else]

I'm going to see Bob Dylan in concert, if he makes it to September.

[brotherdoobie]

That's a coin toss, Ben. I hope you make it ... err ... you both make it ....


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

If my twenty years as a member of Parliament has taught me anything it's that it's a lot easier to criticize than it is to work towards change.
That's basically why I make sure that I spend ten minutes in question period calling the Government a bunch of cunts which leaves me the rest of the day for golf and so far none of my constituents any the wiser.

First of, piss of, you Canadian cunt, don't try to do act like the Canadian Parliament is even worth mentioning, and last but not least golf is for douches. Period.


-doobs

Actually, I like Canadians; even love a few, but I digress ... I would so love to be super, sweet, good at golf. Fuck, what a easy life that would be.


-Peace, doobs

[TheFoX]

Fuck you.


-doobs

I didn't know you could speak French?

[aclemaire]

hey doobs u seem like a cool guy

[TheFoX]

hey doobs u seem like a cool guy

Seem like? Surely you are jesting? Doobs IS a cool guy. Fullstop...

[Something Else]

hey doobs u seem like a cool guy

He might just be an imaginary, internets friend, like Jesus.

[mjmacky]

hey doobs u seem like a cool guy

He might just be an imaginary, internets friend, like Jesus.

Jesus was an uppity Jew; therefore, doobs is an uppity Jew.

[TheFoX]

Was Jesus a Jew, though?

Islam believe that Jesus was a prophet of God, although he wasn't crucified.

While Jesus was accredited with being a Jewish teacher, we could argue that he strove to change people from Jewish to Christians, hence Jesus of Nazareth became Jesus Christ.

Jesus adopted the name Christ due to him being born at Christmas time, and he wanted a name that stood out, so selected a swear word for his given name (how many of you exclaim, 'Jesus' when the need arises).

Jesus was pivotal in that he brought a sense of balance to the Roman Empire, and eventually caused its downfall, ensuring that Italy would no longer be a serious player in global politics.

Jesus was thought to have spawned many offspring, highlighted in Dan Brown's novel called 'The DaVinci Code', with one particular offspring mention called 'Chalice'.

I think we should ask Chalice if his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was, indeed, a Jew.

So, we should look within for an answer to this very important question.

[Skiz]

We don't even see (smell) skizzo's tiny mansack around here anymore.

Honestly, I just don't enjoy the board anymore. There just doesn't seem to be anything new to discuss, so for me it's gone rather stale. I wish I did; I've spent a lot of time here over the past 10+ years. The folks I enjoyed chatting with have also dwindled to limited or no use of the board. It's quite a different place nowadays and for my tastes, not a better one. Like doobs, I'm spending a lot of time outdoors and taking photies of things with two new cameras.