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  1. 07-10-2013, 06:20 AM #1
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    ... Dead Flowers (weeds and they're ugly weeds) Or A Bow Wrapped ...
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    I think we'll make out, and I will end up being raped again. She reads the worst books to me while she rapes me. She drugs me with Xanax and wine, something cheap, because the Xanax do the trick. Sometimes, it is most likely me drugging myself.

    I vaguely remember stories where the hero gently removes the tampon from the damsel's vagina; Ann Rice or the "50 Shades, like stories and then she sucks me until I bleed.

    She piss on my balls, before it's all over and spits my cum on a picture of my dead mother.


    True story.
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    Well, if she's 20 now, it's time to get rid of her. Especially if she spits...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    Does doobs need a DP?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    That's what's best about you, macky, always got a guy's back.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    That's what's best about you, macky, always got a guy's back.
    Saying always would be unfair to those who actively try. I'm just an opportunistic hero with an opportunistic hero.
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    I need a slapped up bitch, a Hardtail, and road. Your mother never spits. Never.


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    Donno anyway ..happy anniversary. ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    ...I think we'll make out, and I will end up being raped again. She reads the worst books to me while she rapes me. She drugs me with Xanax and wine, something cheap, because the Xanax do the trick. Sometimes, it is most likely me drugging myself.

    I vaguely remember stories where the hero gently removes the tampon from the damsel's vagina; Ann Rice or the "50 Shades, like stories and then she sucks me until I bleed.

    She piss on my balls, before it's all over and spits my cum on a picture of my dead mother.


    True story.
    Sounds strangely alluring...
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