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    To keep up with the quo and all. I'd really want to take a big step backwards. I wonder if olegl gives lessons?


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    Do you remember that incident when he started stalking that young lady in his class?

    First, he moved his chair slightly closer to her, then he left his chair and walked up to her and started petting her, and whispering sweet nothings in her ear. Then he started stroking her hair. Finally, he grabbed her left breast and gave it a squeeze.

    She responded by standing up and slapping him around the face, and telling him to leave her alone.

    At the same time, the tutor walked up to Oleg and told him to leave the classroom, in disgrace.

    Oleg left the class of thirty students all laughing at him.

    And he wonders why he cannot get a woman. I would have thought that it was obvious...
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL
    You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I hope there is intelligent life elsewhere in this universe.
    Because there sure as shit isn't any on this planet!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOS View Post
    I hope there is intelligent life elsewhere in this universe.
    Because there sure as shit isn't any on this planet!!
    And what does this have to do with our debate?
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL
    You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFoX View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MOS View Post
    I hope there is intelligent life elsewhere in this universe.
    Because there sure as shit isn't any on this planet!!
    And what does this have to do with our debate?
    I think he's saying that he has no chance of ever being an intelligent contributor to this board or maybe that he has no respect for the wisdom of owls.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Just start cracking mom jokes to everyone that posts. That's how I became one. Rape and CP jokes also work well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    Just start cracking mom jokes to everyone that posts. That's how I became one. Rape and CP jokes stories also work well.
    Fix'd.

    Good to see you, Funkin'. How's life?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    If this is a debate, then there is no more to say.

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