I have a sincere request.Could someone please give "Enlightened" a sense of humour ,because without one he's a bit of an oblivious prick.
Thanking you in advance
Sincerely
The vast majority of the civilized World.
Take a look around,you just described the last two years of the bittorrent section and the entire history of the newsbin section.
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Respect my lack of authority.
How was that anything other than helpful? Let me tell you, the last thing you want is for a Frenchman to slap you after you've given him a handy. I mean, he'll belt your face so fast that the thixotropic semen will fling from your chin and onto your 80s style shoulder pads, and you'll try a variety of solvents to mask your shame to no avail. It is such a precarious situation that I'm helping you avoid, so I don't know why you haven't been singing my praises.
I'm guessing it's a race thing. Maybe you're into Italians, Romanians, or little Asian Islanders... I don't know. The inconsistent attempts at French were maybe red herrings; unless, no, you couldn't be after the Belgian bulges, could you? Get your shit together, son. Fort Collins makes a good black IPA, but you won't see me working the mast at 6 in the morning. I'm here for all other helpful advice, you just have to open up to me.
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Shame on you guys - Megabyteme,IdolEyes787 and Mjmacky - ganging up again to attack and humiliate , a member who is just asking for some help. You, guys DO NOT Dominate and Bully others in this section.Get a F**kin Life, Guys.!
What a bunch of low life Scums.
The only thing you got right was that we don't dominate and bully others in this section.Anyway do you even have the slightest idea what you are talking about or maybe you like the laughingly titled "Enlightened" simply entirely lack a sense of humour and therefore are condemned to forever wander the Earth being angry and bitter about stuff that most everyone else simply lets slide off their back.
Respect my lack of authority.
It's about time that I address Enlightened on a more serious level.
Englightened,
You do not interest me. I did not even take a moment to note your username when I made my first reply. Your entire life seems to be consumed with whether trackers are online or offline, so I'll go ahead and narrate what happened. I saw buku. My first instinct was to discover if this was some type of translingual, cleverly designed spelling faux pas. The context evidenced that it was not.
OK, where to go from there? I wished to communicate the correct spelling of beaucoup. However, it is highly unlikely that I'd do so in a straightforward, dry manner. Why? Well, that's because I'm not a boring dolt who checks to see if trackers are online each ever-so-unrewarding day. I wanted to clearly separate the words "beau" and "coup" to further illustrate the word. I was going to consult the French definition of coup when I spotted an interesting phrasing of its English definition. Inspiration struck. I used the second definition (Google search page) of each to paint a scenario, and they are as follows:
Putting these two concepts together and having them follow an expression of gratitude was something I found interesting enough to post, hence the scenario I portrayed in my first reply to which you took great offense. The point is, it had almost nothing to do with you. You might have had a chance to grasp that about my posting style if you ever took a break from checking tracker statuses.beau
2. a rich, fashionable young man; a dandy
coup
2. a notable or successful stroke or move.
Instead, you merely took it as a personal attack. Now that I have taken the opportunity to enlighten you, I bet you feel like an idiot, don't you? Let me console you; it is absolutely understandable that you are feeling that way, and that's because you are, in fact, a fucking idiot. I mean, seriously, why else would you so deeply invest yourself into a hypothetical situation? Let me be clear here, that statement I made about you being an idiot is my assessment of you. It was slightly amusing to see you throw a tantrum over nothing, but I played no part in your fit. I do not wish to bask in success unearned, for that result was not my aim.
Where do we go from here? Clearly, you have some rooted psychological trauma regarding hand jobs between two males. Maybe you were molested by your French uncle. Maybe you are suffering from extreme guilt over wanting to bury yourself in a pile of floppy penises. I don't know since I can only speculate. You should probably tackle this issue with your therapist/psychologist/psychiatrist, and if you don't currently have one, maybe go ahead and secure that style of treatment for yourself. I can't guarantee it will help, for you being an idiot might present some challenges in that development, but that does not mean you shouldn't try.
I think it would be better that you just avoid using commas altogether. You aren't supposed to place a comma in your text every time you pause to switch to a larger dildo, and you aren't supposed to capitalize a word every time you experience a sensation in your bowels. Here are some other notes:
*Spaces are used to separate words.
*If you want to say "fucking", just say fucking. The use of asterisks does not present you as being proper when you whine like a little bitch.
*Scum is not a countable noun. Just listen to the way your medical practitioner says it when you are next lectured about personal hygiene.
Also, read my previous post if you want to continue pretending to give a shit.
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