moving in with my assigned vagina tomorrow, tonight is my last night of living alone - but how best to abuse it? What will i crave to do once i'm a kept woman?
pepper your angus
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moving in with my assigned vagina tomorrow, tonight is my last night of living alone - but how best to abuse it? What will i crave to do once i'm a kept woman?
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Find a particularly big carrot and shove it up your ass.Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Respect my lack of authority.
pepper your angus
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funny you should mention that, someone whatsapp'd me a video a couple days ago of an old man doing just that, pulling the shit covered carrot out of his arse and eating it
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I think Idol was trying to shock you....little did he know.....funny you should mention that, someone whatsapp'd me a video a couple days ago of an old man doing just that, pulling the shit covered carrot out of his arse and eating it
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Shut up u Lovely Boi
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Strip off, leaving all the dirty clothes wherever they drop, trample all over them all night long, walk around bollock naked with a can of alcohol in one hand, scratching your arse & your balls manly lyke with the other one, farting loud & proud, sit down with beer and clip your toenails making sure they shoot all over the floor never to be found belching as often as you can.
Or just create a man cave out of the spare room in the new place and carry on as normal.
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Helter Skelter
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Download a Jenna Haze HD Pack and have fun!moving in with my assigned vagina tomorrow, tonight is my last night of living alone - but how best to abuse it? What will i crave to do once i'm a kept woman?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
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I doubt anything I could possibly say would shock Mudler so you'd be wrong,goat farmer.I think Idol was trying to shock you....little did he know.....funny you should mention that, someone whatsapp'd me a video a couple days ago of an old man doing just that, pulling the shit covered carrot out of his arse and eating it
Approximation to the truth be told,I was simply trying to think of the most disgustingly embarrassing thing someone might attempt in the privacy of their own home and that was the first thing that came to mind.
Also Meg told me that's what he does when the wife's at work and after he's locked the kids in the closet.
Respect my lack of authority.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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Butt carrots aside, enjoy your last night as a free man. Enjoy it to the max, like the wind
an alchemist?
You at least have the announced transition. I was pondering the other day about how I think my girlfriend lives with me.
I mean, I know she has her own place, but I don't think she spends even 24 hours in a week with her things .
It just kind of snuck up on me. Yikes, where is my focus? Whose thread is this?
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Sadly that doesn't surprise me.
....I was simply trying to think of the most disgustingly embarrassing thing someone might attempt in the privacy of their own home and that was the first thing that came to mind.
Also Meg told me that's what he does when the wife's at work and after he's locked the kids in the closet.
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