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    Neither it is a copyright infringement from me when leaving my tap running that he re-recorded... bloody pirates

    If negative feedback is good in a amplification circuit why is it so bad for political parties that want to be heard?
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    it is because they are m p and not mp3

    do Chinese women always look forward to an election?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    it is because they are m p and not mp3

    do Chinese women always look forward to an election?
    You have cultured me out on that one, I can`t think of any reference without playing the google game so well played sir (not that it was a competition as such)

    I`ll just answer yes (please don`t say it was a play on erection)


    Why do Salmon bother to swim upstream when John West's factory is just on the corner?
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    because they are almost there they are already half canned

    why are bank staff called tellers when they wont?
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    Since FATCA they will.

    If the plural of "mouse" is "mice", why is the plural of "house" not "hice"?

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    because sailors claimed the hi ce

    why do eiders not sink when they are covered in down?
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    It is all to do with the volume of gas retention which makes them a viable flotation devices but not one I`d recommend unless a student (in which case sure it will float)

    When a tree looses it leafs does it pay one months sap to them?

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    no, because technically they are drop-outs

    at what age are you supposed to change from belt to braces?
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    Not an age specific, it is the time that socks with sandals is also a practical idea

    Do snowboarders dress like multi-coloured twats so that skiers can avoid them like a traffic cone?
    Last edited by Gribley; 09-02-2016 at 07:05 AM. Reason: was a grammer correction, not that I have any ability on that front anyway :)

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    you will have to excuse them. they suffer from snow blindness(if it is no blindness then they are just daft)


    why is there no uphill skiing? (I used to prefer whizz kiing when I was younger)
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