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    they are frightened the director says 'cut' while they are peeing.

    why don't we change the clocks to 'summertime' in December to save gritting the roads?
    Age is getting to me. I thought patio doors was an Irish country singer.

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    Because we all like to (pretend) grind to a halt and not be able to make it into work due to snow flake on the line

    When you depress a spring is it unhappy?

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    no it will bounce back with daffodils

    what is the point of jumping on a trampoline?
    Age is getting to me. I thought patio doors was an Irish country singer.

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    To cause the maximum risk of injury.

    How can bikes have an "inner" tube when there is no outer tube?

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    outer tube is on strike (they had one when I was young, averaged a puncture every 20 miles)

    can a monocycle be heard from both sides?
    Age is getting to me. I thought patio doors was an Irish country singer.

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    Only the side you are standing on.

    When you wish upon a star, how many years does it take your wish to reach the star?
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    [...] any Science fiction that doesn't have Tom Cruise in it is ghey.

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    we wish for the sun here. considering we are talking minutes away there appears to be no point in wishing.


    if you wear spectacles can other people see you more clearly?
    Age is getting to me. I thought patio doors was an Irish country singer.

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    Obviously not, as I wear the kind with the fake nose and eyebrows...

    Since it's made from the same stuff as rainbows, why doesn't snow come in multiple colors?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    [...] any Science fiction that doesn't have Tom Cruise in it is ghey.

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    they cant make up their mind which colour to go for, too flaky?

    when the poles change what will they call South Dakota?
    Age is getting to me. I thought patio doors was an Irish country singer.

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    Polish people don`t know it so will still be that bit in America

    Why did they only invent a screw top, flow is so much faster with a screw bottom.

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