your nose is running away from your smelly feet
if carrots are good for your eyesight why don't opticians sell them?
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your nose is running away from your smelly feet
if carrots are good for your eyesight why don't opticians sell them?
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the rabbits refuse to grant permission
Is it really possible to have a "civil" war?
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As long as you don't take liberties
why don't plums grow exactly in the centre of the tree?
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plumb-bob keeps eating the center plums
Why did Noah not swat those two mosquitoes?
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because it was not in Russell Crowe's script
did god tell Moses to keep taking the tablets?
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no, he said switch to capsules
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
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yes, because you will be returning to your previous weight
if you do not put anything between two slices of bread is it still a sandwich?
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yup, a jammed sandwich
Do all screwdrivers belong to Phillip?
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especially the one in the Paris underpass
instead of turning left, if you went straight on, would you be right?
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No since you obviously are blind!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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