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Would splitting a banana at an atomic level make a mushroom or just a nice dessert?
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Sorry what was the question again?
Would splitting a banana at an atomic level make a mushroom or just a nice dessert?
Last edited by Gribley; 08-01-2016 at 07:59 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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a banana split would not happen in a month of sundaes
is raising chickens trying to make ens meet?
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Only if they are reformed (chicken nugget joke there)
If I use upper case letters does that mean I am posh?
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no, you are thinking of upper class (I think that is primary seven)
if you make your house child proof, can they still get in?
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They are like cockroaches you can`t keep `em out. Try to squish and you`ll just end arrested and they`ll take your house anyway.
When I eat a chicken nugget do I get gold filling?
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you would have more chance eating twenty four carrots
when you order a dozen rolls in Greggs why don't they give you thirteen?
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old school, because if they could bake and not just re-heat they`d have a real job and a (fairly bad but real) prospect
Should I buy shares in self raising flour futures?
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only if you knead the money
how does the milkman persuade the cows to put milk into bottles?
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because they object to wax coated cartons which chafe the udder and risk paper cuts where paper cuts should never be (so I have been led to believe)
How can I get a cold when the central heating is on?
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because the kids are playin draughts in another room
if you are wearing long johns what is long john wearing?
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