because you have already been laid.
why am I not rich?
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feed them*
why does nobody fall off the end of the earth?
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Blankety blank (fucking noobs)
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
because big mac makes the rules to go
If Chinese medicine is that good, why do they have operating theatres?
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because there are too many movie pirates
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
because I have never heard the saying.
would you send a text to someone who cant read?
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