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    they are frightened the director says 'cut' while they are peeing.

    why don't we change the clocks to 'summertime' in December to save gritting the roads?
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    Because we all like to (pretend) grind to a halt and not be able to make it into work due to snow flake on the line

    When you depress a spring is it unhappy?

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    no it will bounce back with daffodils

    what is the point of jumping on a trampoline?
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    To cause the maximum risk of injury.

    How can bikes have an "inner" tube when there is no outer tube?

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    outer tube is on strike (they had one when I was young, averaged a puncture every 20 miles)

    can a monocycle be heard from both sides?
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    Only the side you are standing on.

    When you wish upon a star, how many years does it take your wish to reach the star?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    we wish for the sun here. considering we are talking minutes away there appears to be no point in wishing.


    if you wear spectacles can other people see you more clearly?
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    Obviously not, as I wear the kind with the fake nose and eyebrows...

    Since it's made from the same stuff as rainbows, why doesn't snow come in multiple colors?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    they cant make up their mind which colour to go for, too flaky?

    when the poles change what will they call South Dakota?
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    Polish people don`t know it so will still be that bit in America

    Why did they only invent a screw top, flow is so much faster with a screw bottom.

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