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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    yes, it is part of their charm



    can a house doctor help you to lay bricks?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    nope, but they can help you when you shit bricks


    Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

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    good lord yes

    so er yes can a roll of white toilet tissue hold the weight of an average human man?

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    only if he is flush


    are time travellers locked in clocks?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    when they're in the bathroom


    Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?

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    only if your bark is worse than your bite


    what is the point of tides?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Clam population control.

    Why isn't the spork available everywhere?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    it's only popular with rednecks


    Do pilots take crash-courses?

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    No; crash-courses are for parachutists.

    What's the opposite of a humming-bird?
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    a clean, scented one


    what holds water together?
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