That is too obvious, that would be Mrs Jelly Mum
If gravity stopped would everything stay in place unless you jumped?
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That is too obvious, that would be Mrs Jelly Mum
If gravity stopped would everything stay in place unless you jumped?
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if gravity stopped people would be laughing at funerals
we have experienced four dry days in a row, why is there not a hosepipe ban?
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Because our policemen are busy catching people doing 31 in a 30 zone so don`t have time to enforce it. Just not the same money in hosepipes
I have an opposable thumb (two actually, I am blessed), does that mean I have to have an argument with it?
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police don't 'catch people' unless they arte doing more than 33 in a 30 zone. you are allowed a 10 percent variation on your speedometer.
I have two too (is that a wee skirt?) and I have not been blessed. you can suck one and do what you like with the other one
is it too late for me to enter for the Olympics?
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Winter one I have you booked in for the Ski Jump
Is jumping up and down better than down and up?
(Bob - know the UK speed limit rules far too well)
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I hope it is the whiskey jump
I will answer that if you jump down first
if you damage a disc are you a record breaker?
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only if your breaks fail under hard manoeuvre and you hit the wall
Is the chocolate the same inside all the Olympian medals?
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no, silver and bronze contain laxative to make them run better
is it true that north Korean sprinters are for the high jump?
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They prefer to go underground and not pop up too high
As we know there is agent orange but did the yanks make other flavours?
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yes, harry lime (when the third man was released I did not go to watch it because I thought it was about cricket)
should Handel's water music be played in a swimming pool?
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