cuz U can't say bottoms up if you do that
If U become born again, R U required to have two bellybuttons?
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cuz U can't say bottoms up if you do that
If U become born again, R U required to have two bellybuttons?
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only if have a naval occupation
what would you call a desert if it got flooded?
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an ocean
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
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your letters are returned unread
where is the perfect example kept?
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If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald's allowed to serve fat people?
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because they live off the fat of the land
why do they call them deep sea divers when they jump in?
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Because they're emotionally dedicated (aka deeply involved) to the plunge
Why dive down when you could also fly up?
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you need to be full of gas to fly
soldiers march, why not april?
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Because she is my daughter so they ain`t coming anywhere close*
Why does grass have to be greener on the other side?
* not really although April is a nice name
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so that you will not get confused when mowing the lawn
why does all pop music sound the same?
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