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    Do corporate scumbags ever have a moment of realization that their lives are void of meaning?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    only when jail is imminent


    Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

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    only the nuts


    is taking the rise out off someone an euphemism?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Actually its call a Leg Amputation.

    Why is a "stroke" considered a golf term?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

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    It's not as crude as a tosser



    Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

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    it is because they do not wash


    where does the wind go, other than up my kilt?
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    hot air balloons (immediately after passing through your kilt)



    Which is the other side of the street?
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    the side where you started helping the chicken across the road


    how much is too much?
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    When you wake up in jail with a cellmate named Bubba who keeps staring at your arse.



    Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
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    because they know you are not listening



    can you freeze steam?
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