The government takes them unless they were left in the will for the kittens
I have many icons on my desktop, does it make me religious?
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The government takes them unless they were left in the will for the kittens
I have many icons on my desktop, does it make me religious?
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not if they represent a false Idol
what would you be if you worship every religion?
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just edging your bets
Why do we bother?
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in deed we do
why do cats look at us in disgust?
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Because we can't lick our own balls clean
Why do golfers yell fore!! instead of lookout!!??
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Because threeeeee would be a crowd and you can`t have that on the course and lookouts are just for the open ocean.
Has anyone ever really checked if each snow flake is unique? (Sure that China have been pushing off knock-off flakes for years)
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they are made like Lego so that a snowman can be constructed by children
why cant skiers ski uphill?
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Because that is why you pay the £100/day for the lift pass (herringbone to the lift entrance should be refunded)
Does my mouse really need its own mat?
Last edited by Gribley; 09-30-2016 at 12:31 PM.
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it has to excrete somewhere
why is ironing always urgent or pressing?
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I couldn`t say because my Mum still does mine (when the wife and me are not on speaking terms)
When elements change state do they need approval?
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