Any of the old crew still here??

[Artemis]

By "new crew" I assume you mean illiterates.

Jesus fucking fuck, is it really too much to ask that people use the occasional capital or punctuation mark?

Just be glad they are putting vowels in their sentences (most of the time), anything else is a bonus.

[Something Else]

I'm renting a flat i can't afford with a woman who tolerates me

What a coincidence - I'm renting a woman I can't afford in a house I can barely tolerate

I'm living rent-free for the first time in about twenty years. True story.

[Skweeky1]

Alright bawbags?

[Something Else]

Is it some kind of fake skweeky, 1.

[Something Else]

I thought you'd moved to Nevada.

[Skweeky1]

I can't remember the password to my Skweeky account and when I requested a password reset it sent me the password for this one. Meh.

[megabyteme]

You'll have to post a pic of your lady parts so we know it's you. Security reasons.

[Mr. Mulder]

You'll have to post a pic of your lady parts so we know it's you. Security reasons.

If it doesn't resemble a casserole someones taken a hammer to, we'll know she's lying

[Barbarossa]

I deleted all my albums - Including the bewb pics.

I kept the AllenS album because that still made me lol.

[enoughfakefiles]

Waiting for the Adster to turn up in this thread to tell us it's finally out of the wrapper.