Pretending to take a massive dump.

[ziggyjuarez]

I blow smoke in my dads face.

[megabyteme]

I blow smoke in my dads face.

Like you've met your dad.

[ziggyjuarez]

If I did, i wouldn't be scared to.

[pferguson2212]

Ha ha... I honestly think that a shite smelling cig would be better than the scent of a real one but of course not better than a cherry one... this is of course not the aim of the game of a shite smelling cig would of course mask the facts and not cause suspicion... I think you could be onto a winner with that one...

[Barbarossa]

Have ewe tried using a shite scented one instead, like.

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lulz

[threelions00]

If a shit smelling one is the answer then don't forget the listerine. That breath would be awful. And the looks you'd get as well. I think stick with the cherry smell. Lesser of 2 evils.

[Something Else]

I don't see how putting floor cleaner in your mouth would help.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-8228-listerine/

[threelions00]

Well if he has gonorrhoea as well, perfect solution. This can only be a win win situation. Does your sig guy have gonorrhoea?

[Something Else]

Guybrush Threepwood. Depends which options you choose.

[Mr. Mulder]

Guybrush Threepwood. Depends which options you choose.

He definitely had aids because of all the monkeys