Dark Humor Thread

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From Reddit:

Two pregnant women sitting in the waiting room of an abortion clinic, one knitting a cute little onesie and humming. The second woman, growing more and more uncomfortable, finally blurts out "what are you thinking knitting a little outfit around other women in a situation like this!". Startled, the woman holds up the outfit.. "Oh it's not an outfit, it's a body bag"

What would Martin Luther King be if he wasn't black?
Alive.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

Whats a word the begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person?
Neighbor

Some black guy just came up to me and asked if there's a colored printer in the library. I was just like "Dude, it's 2015, you can use any printer you want!"

What's the difference between Santa and a jew?
Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why are black people like bikes?... neither work when their chains are off.

NEWS title:

Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game

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[Voetsek]

http://b3ta.com/ Lekker site

[anon]

This story takes place in a little town of a South American country...
There are municipal elections, and a gay party presents itself.
It ends up winning by a tremendous landslide.
The national press takes interest on such an unprecedented fact and asks the townfolk about it, to which they answer:
"If they're gonna fuck us in the ass, at least let them be pros."

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[hawk8man8]

Funny, ...